Do you know on a national scale of 1 to 800, you rank 92 and on a local scale you are 33, and on an international scale 106, and that your capability ranking places you in the lowest percentile in the entire universe. So don’t try to fool me with your pathetic lies. I have here a signed affidavit from three hundred badly used woman. Your oldest son pushes dope and is a pimp. Here's a couple from that:Įlaine-You phony liar. There's also The Nature and Purpose of the Universe, by Christopher Durang. I say, “This is art.” “This is soup.” “And this is art.” THen I shuffle the two behind my back. I say, “This is soup.” Then I show ‘em a picture of Andy Warhol’s painting of a can of Campbell’s tomato soup. I show ‘em this can of Campbell’s tomato soup. They find it hard to grasp some things that come easy to us, because they simply don’t have our frame of reference. They said to me, “Trudy, the human mind is so-o-o strange!” We think so different. My space chums say they’re learning so much about us since they’ve begun to time-share my trances. I looked everywhere, then I remembered I don’t have a house. The other day I forgot where I put my house keys. Never underestimate the power of the human mind to forget. I used to talk to plants all the time then, one day, they started talking back. Not only do I have a linkup to extraterrestial channels, I also got a hookup with humanity as a whole. I started having these time-space continuum shifts, I guess you’d call it. See, those shock treatments gave me new electrical circuitry. Don’t worry, before I took the consulting job, I gave ‘em my whole psychohistory. I write the data on these Post-Its and then we study it. We’re collecting all kinds of data about life here on earth. They’re a kinda cosmic fact-finding committee. I am now the creative consultant to these aliens from outer space. Here are a couple that I've cut from the show: Whatever you do, stay away from the Walk Don't Walk monologue, but there are tons of hidden gems in the rest of the show. I don't usually have much help in this area, but you might want to look at The Search For Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, by Jane Wagner. r/Theatre /r/Shakespeare /r/VoiceActing /r/RecordThis /r/TechTheatre /r/MusicalTheatre /r/TheArtifice /r/ScenesfromAHat /r/ActingNerds Offer your advice with imagination, honesty, and empathy. Assist with on-set and on-stage etiquette.Discuss solutions for character enhancement or realization.Discuss the mechanics of acting technique (Adler, Chekhov, Meisner etc.).For some reason this needs to be said: no piracy in the sub please.Any posts not following these rules will be removed. Any posts looking for headshot/typecasting/branding/age range feedback should be posted in the Thursday headshot sticky or /r/headshots.If someone is looking for feedback and you hit on them or simply tell them they're pretty, you'll get a 24-hour subreddit ban.If your project is for-profit and you are not paying your actors please do not post here. If you are looking to hire actors, we welcome the opportunity, but please be as specific as possible about project/ audition.We do encourage you to mention specific classes and teachers if someone is asking for referrals. Looking for a monologue? Please read this post first and be sure to follow the guidelines therein if you still need to post a request.No memes or comedic image/gif posts, please.Repeated or flagrant violations will result in a permanent subreddit ban. Any comments deemed insulting or abusive will result in a one-day subreddit suspension.Recommended Reading for Acting, Voice, Movement, etc.
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